NO CAR CREDIT

AAARGH! As a sequel to my previous rant about cheap tele-marketing this week I had the worst call ever. After the telephone rung numerous times and was cut off not long after answering I finally got a clear call. Well I call it a clear call as the line stayed open, however it had more hiss than a bag full of very pissed of snake. Through the static an individual who could barely speak English and had the heaviest Indian Subcontinent accent then asked me if I wanted to buy a car. FUCK OFF! If I want to buy a car I will go to a car dealership not some call center shyster from half way around the world, over a phone line that is worse than two tin cars and a piece of string. The company they claim to call from is YES CAR CREDIT. Here is a free piece of advice to any marketing executives who are reading this: -

• Unsolicited phone calls are more fucking annoying than trapping you dick in your zipper.
• If, for some indeterminably inane reason, you are going to try to generate business this way for fucks sake get a fucking decent phone line and staff you call center with people who can actually speak the sodding language. I suggest the first phrases you get them to learn is "I'm not interested".
• People will not change there mind if you call them more.
• If I say "No" then I mean NO not harass the fucking life out of me for the next month until I have to threaten your staff with legal action. Get the fucking hint once and for all you irritating, sodding morons.

And relax. To help calm down and disperse my venom I have been playing the following: -

http://www.yetisports.org/englisch/playonline.html#

What's your high score - no prizes, just glory. My personal best for Game 5 (Golf) is 3973.